This how I be at parties with the jawns and the shorties lol
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WHAT THE FUCK
she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER
That escalated quickly.
Omg 😂
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She wait 9 months for her moment
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
Swifty is annoying but this is amazing 👌
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Happy Father’s Day! If your mum has doubled up as a dad, if you have two dads, 8 dads, a granddad WHATEVER let that father figure know EVERYDAY how much they mean to you!
Johnny Mo, you the best!
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David Bowie has a condition called anisocoria, which is the medical term for unequal pupils. In 1962, aged 14, he got punched in the eye by his schoolfriend George Underwood, during an argument over a girl named Carol Goldsmith. George’s fingernail caught David’s eye and dislodged something. David was admitted to Farnborough Hospital, where it was found that the sphincter muscles of his left eye were badly torn and he underwent two eye operations. He has an enlarged pupil that remains permanently open, giving them an unusual appearance. Contrary to popular belief David doesn’t have two different coloured eyes - they are both the same colour. The enlarged pupil only gives the “effect” of two different coloured eyes.
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This used to make me piss my pants
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